Just the Stats, Ma'am
Image credit: xkcd To paraphrase one of the classic tweets that lives rent free in my head, I'm a modest blogger with modest goals: 1. To write a humorous blog on a semi-regular basis. 2. drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god. Unfortunately I've had to put the second goal on hold as a much, much more serious matter has come to my attention. This all started because I was trying to find some statistics from Union Omaha before they played Tormenta last week. "Hmmmm," I thought to myself. "I'll just hop on over to their website and surely they'll have stats galore. A virtual smorgasbord of stats for me to peruse and enjoy at my leisure." So I fired up the old internet machine and made my way to the Union Omaha page and.... well it's a nice website. But no stats to be found anywhere. At first, I thought it might be under the "Club" heading. There I was able to find the 2025 roster, but no player or team stats. None of t...