How can you not be pedantic about soccer?
Way back before he was the co-owner and president of Tormenta, Darin Van Tassell was, among other things, a college professor. Before his tests, he would say something to the effect of "I wish you luck, but that won't matter. It's all about how you prepared," which, while true, I'm sure his students still would have appreciated a little luck on his exams. One of the other things he used to tell his students was something to the effect of "you have to call things by their name," which I took to mean he expected us to use clear language to talk about whatever we were discussing and not to use vague or euphemistic descriptions in our class discussions or papers. I know he said this because I was one of his students way back when. (If you're curious, I got a "B" in his class. I keep hoping that maybe if I publish a good enough article maybe he'll retroactively give me the two points I needed to get an "A" even if I'm sure 24...